Genius Boy

Well I’m a computer genius
I just turned 13
I’m a bit of a whizz, yep
If you know what I mean

I got a PhD
And a Masters Degree
A Postgraduate diploma
And 50 GCSEs

I got grade 8 piano
Oboe, flute and violin
I got gold in modern dancing
Ballet, tap and swing

I finished school at 7
I went to Oxford for my degree
I got a black belt in ninjitsu
There’s no-one quite like me

That’s ‘cos I’m a genius
And I’m just 13
My mum thinks I’m amazin’
The greatest thing she’s ever seen

I really am a genius
And I’m just 13
My mum thinks I’m incredible
My mind’s like a machine

I’m a chess grand-master
Was World Champion at 6
At sport no-one runs faster
I can do Paul Daniels magic tricks

I can do the Rubik’s cube in 15 seconds
The Times crossword in 8
There’s nothin’ I can’t do
I really am quite great

That’s ‘cos I’m a genius
And I’m just 13
My mum thinks I’m amazin’
The greatest thing she’s ever seen

I really am a genius
And I’m just 13
My mum thinks I’m incredible
My mind’s like a machine.