Pocket Calculator

I’m working in the office, I’m here from 9 till 5
I haven’t any friends, sometimes I wish I weren’t alive.
I’ve got a lot of money, I add it up each week
With my pocket calculator what I borrowed off Pete.

I like to spend Friday night and Saturday night too,
Adding up the figures, there is plenty you can do.
It can be rather fun inputting 43110
When you turn it upside down it says ‘hello.’
(stop – triangle)

I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
Oh yes I do

Du du du du dur, du du du du dur
Du du du du dur, du du du du dur
Du du du du dur, du du du du dur

I really like my calculator, It’s just like a friend
It talks to me when I am sad, bad feelings it will mend.
I really like my calculator, I hope it likes me too
I keep it in my top pocket for everyone to view.

I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
Oh yes I do

Guitar Solo

I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
I love my pocket calculator
Oh yes I do