In The Lair Of The Dungeon-Master

In ancient mystic times
When magic ruled the Earth
There lived the wizard Merlin
And he sang to me this verse

He danced a merry dance
While fingering his beard
And he told me of a place
Where evil spirits live…

The dungeons and dragons lair.

Die by the sword
Casting a spell
Search for the keys
To the gates of Hell

Drinking the blood
Of the virgin vampire
Climbing the tower
Ten thousand miles higher

Offering my soul
To the Gods of destruction
Enslaved by the darkness
Of Satan's construction

Lucifer's flame
Burns a hole in the sun
No fear in my blood,
Til the battle is won.

Look out, my friend
For I am the Dungeon-Master.

Dungeons and dragons,
The vison, the passion.
Witchcraft and castles
And soft little kittens

Death and destruction
Evil and danger
A troll sings the tune to
Away in a Manger

High on a mountain
The devil is killing
Whipping and chaining
His mistress and vixen

Vengence is his
Fighting fire with fire
War, death and killing,
My greatest desire.

Look out, my friend
For I am the Dungeon-Master.

[Musical interlude]

No fear in my blood,
Til the battle is won.
Look out, my friend
For I am the Dungeon-Master.