Kiss Me, Darling (It’s Christmas Time)

Kiss me, darling (it’s Christmas time)
While the lights are low
Let’s not miss this chance for romance
Never let me go

Kiss me, kiss me

I’ve been watching you
At your computer
But I’ve been too shy to talk to you

Please will you be my love tutor
I’ve saved all my ram for you

I’ve had one shandy too many
Your trousers are looking quite tight
I’ve noticed that you’ve not had any
But this could be your lucky night
Ooh ooh ooh

Kiss me, darling (it’s Christmas time)
While the lights are low
Let’s not miss this chance for romance
Never let me go

Kiss me, kiss me

The magic tricks that you’ve been performing
In the corner; all on your own
Could this be a love warning
I’m not going home alone

I’ve been watching your moves on the dancefloor
Your teeth and your braces are yellow
Your skin is pasty, your physique is poor
But you’re quite an attractive fellow
Ooh ooh ooh

Kiss me, darling (it’s Christmas time)
While the lights are low
Let’s not miss this chance for romance
Never let me go
Never let me go
Never let me go

So come on over, babe
The moment is now
I wanna hold you
Like, oh my gosh, wow!

So come on over, babe
The moment is now
I wanna hold you
Like, oh my gosh, wow!

Kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me