The Allergy Song

I can’t believe that you like me
You make me radioactive
But I need to know know what you had for tea
Because I’m anaphylactic

I had dairy, eggs and gluten
And I may contain nut traces
But don’t worry I got my toothbrush
To remove the food from my braces

Allergies, allergies
Living with my allergies
Kiss me please
I’m not diseased
Learn to love my allergies

I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction

The thrill of kissing you
Is gonna give me a heart faliure
So hurry, come quick!
Get my ventolin inhaler

Okay, I think the time is right
You make me feel unhinged
I can feel that you’re excited now
Or is that your adrenalin syringe

Allergies, allergies
Living with my allergies
Kiss me please
I’m not diseased
Learn to love my allergies

I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction

Coughing and wheezing interlude
Guitar solo

I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction
I think I’m having a reaction